April 11

The return of the cockatiel training album! Ensure that you position your bird close to the speakers during this show. My aim is to have your pet whistling tunes at any speed you desire (so long as your speed of choice corresponds to 33 1/3, 45, or 78 revolutions per minute).

Do you think that a cockatiel would mimic the subtle sounds of a spinning record, replete with pops and even scratches? ugh, what if you left for work with your cockatiel training album on repeat, and it turned out that there was a scratch in the LP or CD…you’d be the dismal owner of the most annoying cockatiel in the world. Not only would the bird repeat the same whistled tune over and over, but it would repeat the same segment of the same whistled tune over and over and over…

Also contained herein is the secret to perfect dreadlocks. One of the most important functions of radio = a venue for hairdo advice.

(1 hour)
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Playlist
Artist = “Song title”, Album title. [Notes.]
1. Ted Weems and His Orchestra = “What a day!”, 1928-1930: Sixteen rare jazz performances by one of the best bands of all time
2. Django Reinhardt = “Them there eyes”, L’inoubliable
3. Muzzy Marcellino = “Beautiful dreamer”, The complete cockatiel training album for training cockatiels, parakeets, mynas, and other talking birds to speak and whistle tunes
4. bel Canto = “Continuum”, Birds of passage
5. Gemma Ray (with Sparks) = “How do I get to Carnegie Hall?”, Gemma Ray sings Sparks with Sparks
6. Sparks = “Madonna”, Interior design
7. Spoek Mathambo = “Grave”, Father creeper
8. Jay Berliner = “I’m still in love with you”, Bananas are not created equal
9. MC Frontalot ft. ZeaLouS1 and Dr. Awkward = “I’ll form the head”, Solved
10. Muzzy Marcellino = “Race track call”, The complete cockatiel training album for training cockatiels, parakeets, mynas, and other talking birds to speak and whistle tunes
11. Jib Kidder = “Nuthin on my mind”, Dreams inside of dreams
12. Speech Debelle = “X marks the spot”, Freedom of speech
13. bis = “am I loud enough?”, social dancing
14. Melted Cassettes = “Pushing buttons”, The real sounds from hell recordings
15. the Bird and the Bee = “I can’t go for that”, Interpreting the masters, Volume 1: A tribute to Daryl Hall and John Oates
16. Clark = “Tooth moves”, Iradelphic
17. Gunesh = “The Oriental Express”, Rishad Shafi presents GUNESH

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